"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]
Don’t judge me based on your ignorance
— Unknown (via rhiaaan)
public school dress code
Still confused as to why the windows on the plane did this but I’m glad they did
Babylon ah bruck it down. #NottingHillCarnival
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.