the only show where theres a smart blonde and a dumb asian
^^^this
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These bans are largely symbolic and more or less unenforceable, but the fact that they exist at all is shameful. A few posts ago, I outlined the full text of the relevant state laws. Just put that on speed-dial for the next time you hear a Christian imply that there is a war on religion in the US.
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Is it mere coincidence that god approved slavery when man kept slaves and god disapproves slavery now, after man has outlawed slavery? Or that god approved the consummation of a marriage between a man and a 9 year old girl when this was common, and paedophilia today is now a grave sin? Your god doesn’t set the tone for morality. We humans do. You merely shape your god to fit your belief system. God is nothing more than your ego.
Neal Jordan (taken from a post in The Atheist Truth)
When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
“By definition?”
Exactly.
JAMIE
THESE ARE ALL US
why is this so dead on holy shit.
i think i see me!!!!
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a lot of people told me i was crazy to wait this long, for a date with a girl who i worked with. but i think, even then, i knew that…
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